PARA QUE USO LA VERGA? 
Desde que tengo uso de razon-adulta he tenido la teoria de que todo gira alrededor del sexo. Desde hace algunas semanas me he concentrado y he tratado de descubrir el significado de la vida y de la razon del porque? los seres humanos estamos aqui y para que?. Todavia no he llegado a ninguna conclusion, pero si les puedo asegurar que en los estudios invalidos y sin fundamento que he realizado basandome en experiencias propias, ajenas y chismes del mercado, puedo decirles que todo gira en torno a la verga.

Como algunos sabran, otros se imaginaran, otros deduciran y otros les valdra verga, no soporto la idea de que un hombre le guste otro hombre, habiendo taaanta viejada buenisima alla afuera. Es inconsebible. Pero sucede. Y a pesar de que no lo soporto les doy las gracias a toda esa bola de putos que existe en el mundo porque solo asi tengo mas opcion de viejas, que ellos desprecian, para escoger! Homofobicos del mundo eso es algo que no pueden negar y tienen que aceptar que de esta aberracion, algo bueno tenia que resultar para nosotros. ;-)

Siguiendo con algunos avancez de mi razonamiento aqui les demostrare con algunos ejemplos reales como es posible que todo gire en torno a la verga.

La verga como tal y en su propia naturaleza de verga tiene muchisimas aplicaciones, algunas que quiza en tu cerebro de ser cotidiano nunca hayas podido ni siquiera tratar de pensar solito porque se te funde.

Asi pues, en nuestra vida diaria utilizamos la verga en diferentes campos, desde las ciencias exactas hasta las ciencias naturales y sociales.

EJEMPLOS REALES DE QUE LA VERGA ESTA EN TODOS LADOS, HASTA EN TU COMIDA



- La utilizamos para indicar distancias: "...ESTA EN CASA DE LA VERGA!.."
- Cuando tu sopa esta caliente: "...ESTA CALIENTE COMO LA VERGA!.."
- Cuando haz tenido un mal dia o estas encabronado: "...ME ESTA LLEVANDO LA VERGA!.."
- Para indicar que alguien hace algo que te afecta directa o indirectamente: "...ESE! HIJO DE LA VERGA!.."
- Para resolver un problema matematico que no comprendes completamente: "...ESTA DE LA VERGA!.."
- Cuando transmites tus conocimientos a otra persona y quieres dejar muy claro el procedimiento: "...SE HACE ASI VERGA!.."
- Si necesitas expresar tu incredulidad o esceptisismo respecto a alguna accion o evento: "...LA VERGA ES!..."
- Cuando necesitas dar por terminada una reunion con cualquier cantidad de personas: "... YA SAQUENSE A LA VERGA!.."
- Cuando no estas de acuerdo con la opinion de otra persona: "...VETE A LA VERGA!.."
- Para establecer que si alguien no hace lo que tu indicas, como tu lo indicas, tendra problemas: "...TE VA A LLEVAR LA VERGA!.."
- Cuando no estas empapado de conocimientos respecto a algun tema en especifico: "...SEPA LA VERGA!.."
- Para expresar asombro: "...PA'LA VERGA!.."
- Cuando indicas que iniciara el procedimiento de la relacion sexual: "...TE VOYA METER LA VERGA HASTA EL TRONCO!.."
- Cuando necesitas indicar que no realizaras alguna accion o actividad: "...NI VERGA!.."
- Para expresar malestar o problemas de salud: "...ME SIENTO DE LA VERGA!.."
- Cuando necesitas indicarle a alguien que no te importa el resultado de cierta accion o actividad: "...ME VALE VERGA!.."
- Cuando necesitas establecer que estas cansado/harto o ya haz tenido suficiente de cierta accion o actividad: "...ESTOY HASTA LA VERGA!.."
- Para indicar que posees algo en abundancia: "...TENGO UN VERGUERO!.."

Finalmente quisiera terminar mi presentacion recordando una frase de un celebre e ilustre filosofo teporocho tenosiquense que dice:

"...SEÑORA! NO LE TENGA MIEDO A LA VERGA!, AUNQUE LA VEA PARADA!..."
JUAN PABLO


Y les dejo una pregunta abierta para el que desee aportar a la causa: ¿ y tu, para que usas la verga ?

pcero

PD. en esta parte es donde agradezco al individuo de donde surgio la idea para este post. pero en realidad me vale verga y no lo hare.

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Para decir que se usa para todo: PURA VERGA.

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- para indicar que alguien es el mejor: "...ERES VERGA!.."
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